The "Dirty Word Generator"
Then I realized: there is actually nothing much to it at all, and that absolutely ANYBODY can vituperate like a drunken sailor spontaneously with the help of an all-encompassing ‘Dirty Word Generator’ for direction!
First, you need to have a primary category of easily recognizable offensive nouns from which to build your cuss word on, to act as the initial foundation of your curse if you will. I have found that most easily derogatory of swear words begin by building on a particular naughty body part that is not often referred to in normal polite conversation. Such forbidden bodily words as:
- Cock
- Dick
- Tit
- Twat
- Ass
- Scrotum
- Pussy
- Nipple
Next, make a second list of specific nasty action words with which to give life and meaning to your newly created curse word. Such creatively suggestive blasphemes could include:
- Suck
- Munch
- Bite
- Smoke
- Shit
- Fuck
- Stain
- Stroke
(You can build on your lists of bodily and action over time to ensure yourself a continuing fresh source of filthy verbage in the future)
Now, once you combine a foundation word from the first group of words, and then amalgamate it with a dirty action word from the second category of words, you will then successfully be able to create your own instant swear word in the heat of the moment to impress even the most worldly and bitter of Merchant Marines.
Just think of the endless possibilities:
- Cockmunch
- Scrotumfuck
- Assbite
- Pussysmoke
- Twatsuck
- Dickstroke
- Nippleshit
- Titstain
Once you have mastered the “Dirty Word Generator”, you’ll be all set and ready for the guys on Poker Night. Soon, you’ll be rattling off the obscenities with little to no preconceived thought or consideration for others around you and you’re bound to be the hit of all the neighborhood taverns, docks, bowling alleys, bus terminal lobbies, and local Union CAW Halls for a long time to come. They will sing folk songs to honor your filthy mouth.
PRESTO! Instant Andrew Dice Clay!
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