Geek Shoes and Ego Boosts
Great..."Geek Shoes". Just what my poor battered ego needs right now. On top of my anti-fungal cream, all I need more is a pair of coke-bottle lens glasses, a pair of flood pants, a pocket protector, and bryll cream in my hair and I'll resemble somebody who answers to the name "Spazoid" and is usually found hunched over spread sheets on a super computer or tinkering with a robot designed out of empty beer kegs on the set of a 'Revenge of the Nerds' film sequel. Soon, I'll be reduced to spying on Gramma Droopytits next door through a telescopic lens as she changes into her mumu before bed and feverishly eating Smartfood out of the bag as if it was preventing acne break outs.
I thought meeting and attracting members of the opposite sex was difficult as it is! I can't wait to see what kind of mutant women I attract once I'm clomping around in my special therapeutic platform shoes like Frankenstein out for a stroll around the doctor's castle grounds.
I guess I can carry on by maintaining the fantasy that my pittance of Health Insurance Plan will cover me for some kind of high-powered motor scooter to zip around on my very own 'hog' as it were. Or at the very least, a fit able-bodied fitness freak to piggyback me while I urge them on with a riding crop.
Oh joy.
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